My kids are trying to kill me.......

Grrrrrr..............

I've just had one of those days, it's 09:45 on a Saturday and I've had enough already.

Last night my two girls, aged 2 and a half and 9 months, wouldn't sleep, in fact this has been going on for months as soon as one stops the other one starts, it's like, American wrestling without the razzmataz!!!!
It all kicked off at midnight, you have to picture the scene, it's pitch black, you're wrapped in a warm duvet, your muscles are a custard like consistency, your having a wonderful dream, the one about the nun dressed in rubber, the soft noises of contentment fill the night air,hmmm. WAAAAAA, an ear shattering cry comes from Jessicas room, having been yanked from your peaceful slumber by the short and curlies, you stumble across the room, disoriented and sleepy you stifle a scream as you stub your toe on the edge of the bed, limping, you make it to the door, Mary had a little lamb nursery rhyme complete with flashing lights heralds your exit, as you step on a toy now both feet are hurting, you are no longer asleep, laying in her bed pink duvet with I'm a little princess logo is Jess, her big blue eyes, half closed, a little hand reaches out toward you, "more" she hands you her empty bottle of milk, you take the bottle and, after being nearly blinded by the light in the fridge, you return to the bedroom. Jess is fast asleep!!!! You return to your "pit" as soon as your head hits the pillow you're asleep, within minuets WAAAAAAAAA the other one, Shannon is off, in you go, tiptoe past the toys, avoiding the corner of the bed........ This pattern contiues all night long, until 04:10... When, I finaly get to sleep the alarm erupts at 05:45, a shit, shower and shave follows, then iron a shirt, dress, put shoes on take shoes off, empty shoes of toys, miss my bus, wait for over half a hour until the next one, get into work very late, forgot my sandwiches, so I'm sat here.....Oh, and I've just discovered I have a dried sweet stuck to my trousers!!!!.....So I'm sat here for 12 hours, no food, apart from a dried boiled sweet hmmmmm lemon flavour..... Not having the best day