Well, it's official, I've succumb to the brown side............

Yesterday it finally happened, I've been outnumbered by females for nearly three years and fought against all odds, but yesterday, was my Waterloo, literally..... I have become a fudge packer *hangs head* .....

It had too happen, and, it finally came yesterday, whilst rolling some pastry, and........ *Deep breath* listening to Abba, I found myself singing along *hangs head even further* but, that, wasn't the worst *deep breath* I actual wiggled my 'arris to the beat !!!!!!......And enjoyed it...I told myself, over and over again, it was for the kids, it made them laugh, it's for the kids damn it, but, when they're in the other room and you continue to dance, like a queen, it's time to face reality, the only saving grace was, I wasn't making fairy cakes, I was rolling pastry to make pasties and wasn't wearing a pinny........ Not much of a saving grace I grant you, but it's the only ones I have,....... Oh, no I've thought of another, I didn't put the CD on, the missus did .....Phew, might not be a whole brown star bandit just yet....... I'll look at some heterosexual porn in a moment, just to de gay myself I might be able to find some on the internet not too sure but I have heard rumors!!!!!!!..... *Opens a can of lager with one hand with the other scratches nads!!!!!*



There's a Rastafarian who lives up the road from me, I've seen him several times, and he's a nice geezer always says hello, and is always surrounded by his kids, he has about 5 of them and has this bloody great, big, grey poodle with him......
Anyway, the other night / early morning, it must have been 1 or 2 in the morning, I hear a noise outside the bedroom window, I had a little butchers and lo and behold there's this fooking poodle in our garden running around like a fooking nutter, then he circles several times, then squats, with that, I hear a rant and a rave, not too sure what was said, but this horse of a dog stood up and ran. I looked to where this bellow had come from and, standing in the street, dressed in a fawn coloured house coat, blue pajamas and had his hair tied up in a pony tail was this Rasta, now don't get me wrong, each to his own, but as I've never seen what a Rasta wears too bed, I was very surprised and to be honest, a bit disappointed to see this fella dressed in PJ's........Most uncool.

Never looked at the fella the same since.........



It's been 4 days since my last cigarette.........