The view from my house (rainbow is not always there!!!!)


Would you fooking Adam and Eve it


A couple of days ago, whilst I was at work Ally decided to buy a car seat, fine, 40 odd quid, fine I said with gritted teeth, as she told me over the phone, apparently the one we had was about 100 years old and no longer up to standard. Her mum and dad found an old one outside someones house, with a sign - help yourself attached, so they did - it must be an age thing, her parents saw this car seat and dragged it, in the middle of the summer, at the hottest time of the day, from wherever up the steps, there's about 20, to our house, knowing full well, we didn't have a car (our last one was nicked and the insurance had ran out two days before so we were unable to claim) I must admit I was dead against the idea and so was Ally for that matter, I kept thinking, a cat has probaly had kittens or pissed on it, or something, anyhow, it was stored in our house for months, then we saw a car she fancied.

Eventual, we brought the car, it was, the worlds smallest, 2 door, blue shite box of a motor, you'll ever see but she likes it.
Needs must and all, we used the car seat, after washing all the covers and bleaching the whole thing twice, I popped it in the car, fooking hell it looked awful, it took up half the back seat and it was stinking of bleach. I attached the monster from the black Laguna, the best I could, but, with no instructions and no clips it wobbled and slipped about a bit, but it was secure, and as I said needs must and all, we used it for a while, well about a year !!!! As you can imagine there was all sorts of crap in the seat, quavers, crumbs, bits of.... Well, any and everything, until Ally decided to change it......... So, on a rain-filled Monday, the car seat was put on the wall by the bin, if anyone wanted it they could have it, saves chucking it out....

Last night, which was Tuesday and another down pour, Shannon decided she didn't want to settle, about 2 in the morning, we were both up trying to get her to sleep (sounds easy, don't it) I climbed back in bed after getting her off and heard a van outside, to be honest, didn't think much of it, as the fella next door works for the railway and has a van and he works some odd hours but this van wasn't his, it would drive a bit, then stop then off it went, then, it'll stop, I looked out and saw, what I thought was a milk float type of van, popping and farting up the road, not an electric one but a full blown "adult" van, about 10 minutes later, I could hear a voice outside sounded like some freak was on a mobile in the rain, we popped the light off and a couple of seconds later I heard scratching, looked out and the seat had disappeared !!!!!! Praise the lord 'n all that I thought, then I saw this man, running up the road like a racing grey hound on speed and under his arm, was this fucking, gert big, piss stained, food splattered piece of shite, I was throwing out!!!!

In the afternoon, Ally decided to give me a lift to work so we grabbed the kids, walked down the steps to the motor and sitting on next doors wall was the fucking car seat, we couldn't give this thing away!!!!!

.......Sod it, it's going in the bin, I had to wait until bin day then making sure all bits of rubbish was gone. I forced the car seat into the bin and just for added measure, I covered it with a bag of garbage, so, if the bin men looked inside, and they do, I once saw one fish out a pen from the neighbour's bin!!! ........The bin men has been and sitting on the wall, covered in crap, is, yes you guessed it the bloody car seat........ Grrrrrrrr ...This thing is indechuckable...... Fire next, me thinks wwmmmmmaahahahahaaahhhhaaa !!!!!!!!