Another fun filled day at the Basher residence........
Jess has started school. STARTED fooking school..... She is no longer our baby, she's practical a woman !!!!!..... First school then boys. Ahhh fuck BOYS. The scurge of every dads life.... I might be lucky she might turn into a lezzer.... Or a nun. My god what if she turns into a slapper !!!!! I'll have to buy a shotgun, not to use, but to polish (god I hope that's the right spelling and not the race from Poland - don't want to look like a complete dick !!!!) Everytime one of those (boys not Poland people - ain't got nowt against them lot, helped us out during the war - well they had to didn't they) come knocking on the door out comes Roger the rifle. They'll think twice about messing with my girls.....
I'm off on one.
Yes she has started school, only a couple of hours a day 12 to 3. She was fine - it was me and the missus - "to young to start school she is" Ally quiped. Way to young she's just outta nappies for fuck sake how's she going to cope I thought. I said nothing except "she'll be fine" in my best John Wayne accent. Before she left I had her on the punch bag type thing we have - "right then Jess what have you got to do if someone bullies you - "No you're punching it all wrong like this" she kept making rookie mistakes, thumb inside the fist, telegraphing her punches, stance all wrong - man she's going to get creamed. I did tell her to use violence, when she herself was being attacked - not to use willy nilly. Fucking hell after seeing her punch - I'm going to tell her to run!!!!...She has perfected the headbutt so not all is lost - almost she rests her head on the punch bag..... Shit she's in schtuck.....
Ally dressed her in, not to shabby clothes and not her bestest clothes, didn't want her to look out of place. It was smart but not too smart. I've seen women - grown women mind looking at the other children - thinking hmm mine's better looking better dressed - none ginger. They can be sooo fucking nasty. She did look nice. Standing in the front room hair all pulled back, making her look as though she's had a couple of face lifts. No school uniform, just half tidy clothes and a satchel type back with a clean set of clothes and some black trainers. She though she was the bees foooking knees. I had to wonder how long this would last - probably as soon as boys start to sniff around..... Fooking boys grrrrrr.
The missus had dressed all the other girls in smart casual - have to make a good impression. I walked in the front room in the oldest smelliest mastic filled stained shirt I could find. She went fooking ape shit on my arse - "you wearing that?" - what a stupid ass question "looks like don't it - on my back ain't it" I replied, no response. She started to get in a flap struggling to put the kids shoes on, every now and again I caught her looking. The more she looked, the more flapping she done..... BANG her head exploded "I can't beelive you're wearing that I've got the kids all smart trying to make a good impression and you and you you're wearing that peice of filth what is the matter with you............." she didn't take a breath for about five minuets. Her face turned red then blue then purple the vains popping in her head by fuck her heads going to blow...... I just smiled "git" she said laughing "I thought you were going to wear .....Git"
When we arrived at the school five minuets late, fuck detention on our first day 100 lines - memories. There was two or three women there fussing over their little Johnnies or spitting into hankies and rubbing Gertrudes face. Ally and Jess walked in I stayed outside with the double buggy, not because I didn't want to go with them - these two women had blocked the whole entrace. Why do people do that instead of moving to one side they stand right in the way of everyone, it's not like she didn't see me.
So I stood there looking around and it's amazing I was instantly transported back to my school days - all the children fresh faced running around like nutters, little Billy getting the ba jeezus kicked out of him, boys playing bulldog. Some girls skipping, others doing twirly things on bars until one of the dinner ladies told them off - foooking hell being told off for twirling on a pole half these girls will end up doing this sort of thing for a living, then there was the wee ones - slapping their hands against each other singing shit about boys and KISSING....Fooking boys grr. Kissing what sort of school is this.....
Chastity belt and gun......
Jess has started school. STARTED fooking school..... She is no longer our baby, she's practical a woman !!!!!..... First school then boys. Ahhh fuck BOYS. The scurge of every dads life.... I might be lucky she might turn into a lezzer.... Or a nun. My god what if she turns into a slapper !!!!! I'll have to buy a shotgun, not to use, but to polish (god I hope that's the right spelling and not the race from Poland - don't want to look like a complete dick !!!!) Everytime one of those (boys not Poland people - ain't got nowt against them lot, helped us out during the war - well they had to didn't they) come knocking on the door out comes Roger the rifle. They'll think twice about messing with my girls.....
I'm off on one.
Yes she has started school, only a couple of hours a day 12 to 3. She was fine - it was me and the missus - "to young to start school she is" Ally quiped. Way to young she's just outta nappies for fuck sake how's she going to cope I thought. I said nothing except "she'll be fine" in my best John Wayne accent. Before she left I had her on the punch bag type thing we have - "right then Jess what have you got to do if someone bullies you - "No you're punching it all wrong like this" she kept making rookie mistakes, thumb inside the fist, telegraphing her punches, stance all wrong - man she's going to get creamed. I did tell her to use violence, when she herself was being attacked - not to use willy nilly. Fucking hell after seeing her punch - I'm going to tell her to run!!!!...She has perfected the headbutt so not all is lost - almost she rests her head on the punch bag..... Shit she's in schtuck.....
Ally dressed her in, not to shabby clothes and not her bestest clothes, didn't want her to look out of place. It was smart but not too smart. I've seen women - grown women mind looking at the other children - thinking hmm mine's better looking better dressed - none ginger. They can be sooo fucking nasty. She did look nice. Standing in the front room hair all pulled back, making her look as though she's had a couple of face lifts. No school uniform, just half tidy clothes and a satchel type back with a clean set of clothes and some black trainers. She though she was the bees foooking knees. I had to wonder how long this would last - probably as soon as boys start to sniff around..... Fooking boys grrrrrr.
The missus had dressed all the other girls in smart casual - have to make a good impression. I walked in the front room in the oldest smelliest mastic filled stained shirt I could find. She went fooking ape shit on my arse - "you wearing that?" - what a stupid ass question "looks like don't it - on my back ain't it" I replied, no response. She started to get in a flap struggling to put the kids shoes on, every now and again I caught her looking. The more she looked, the more flapping she done..... BANG her head exploded "I can't beelive you're wearing that I've got the kids all smart trying to make a good impression and you and you you're wearing that peice of filth what is the matter with you............." she didn't take a breath for about five minuets. Her face turned red then blue then purple the vains popping in her head by fuck her heads going to blow...... I just smiled "git" she said laughing "I thought you were going to wear .....Git"
When we arrived at the school five minuets late, fuck detention on our first day 100 lines - memories. There was two or three women there fussing over their little Johnnies or spitting into hankies and rubbing Gertrudes face. Ally and Jess walked in I stayed outside with the double buggy, not because I didn't want to go with them - these two women had blocked the whole entrace. Why do people do that instead of moving to one side they stand right in the way of everyone, it's not like she didn't see me.
So I stood there looking around and it's amazing I was instantly transported back to my school days - all the children fresh faced running around like nutters, little Billy getting the ba jeezus kicked out of him, boys playing bulldog. Some girls skipping, others doing twirly things on bars until one of the dinner ladies told them off - foooking hell being told off for twirling on a pole half these girls will end up doing this sort of thing for a living, then there was the wee ones - slapping their hands against each other singing shit about boys and KISSING....Fooking boys grr. Kissing what sort of school is this.....
Chastity belt and gun......
posted by Bishop bashing at 1:11 PM
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Ahhhh and - you're funny ! incase I didn't already tell you ..
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